thatguythatdoesthingsandstuff:

ollivander:

frequencyratios:

Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.

shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents

Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.

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whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

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el-tango-de-roxanna:

4gifs:

[video]

Never have the words ‘unadulterated horror’ sprung to my mind so quickly

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mordecaimakara:

iloverennerhawkeye:

chainofaffection:

beyoncesugarbaby:

licquoricebitch:

chainofaffection:

Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?
You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.
How can you help?
Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.

This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:
Gallon size Ziplock bags
items to go in the bags, such as:
chap stick
packages of tissues
toothbrush and toothpaste
comb
soap
trail mix
granola bars
crackers
pack of gum
band aids
mouthwash
coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)
hand wipes
you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card
Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.
This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.

oh man i wanna do this

mee tooo. im bout to go to the dollar tree and rack up or a wholesale store.

All these reblogs make me so happy to see. So many amazing people on tumblr

random acts if kindness

please include a couple pairs of socks actually! Socks are among the most highly desired clothing item for homeless individuals

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Q

Anonymous asked:

What is your ultimate fantasy?

A

becomingathena:

Financial stability.


FOURTH WALL

FOURTH WALL

FOURTH WALL

FOURTH WALL

FOURTH WALL

FOURTH WALL

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

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zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

yes this is it
this is the thing

zangusu:

thatsonofamitch:

Is this what is really underneath girls skirts

yes this is it

this is the thing

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peoplemask:

mamasam:

theamericankid:

The knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once

I guess you could say he has a lot of 
one knight stands

:|

peoplemask:

mamasam:

theamericankid:

The knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once

I guess you could say he has a lot of 

one knight stands

:|

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thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

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theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.
theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.

theawkwardpincushion:

Pageant queens don’t fuck around.

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s-video:

s-video:

I PICKED AN OLD MAC AT A THRIFT STORE AMD OPENED A FILE CALLED “MIT SONG” AND
 ???????
 ??
 ??????????

i still have this fucking mac and i found the phone number of the guy who owned it on there i still need to call him

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